Day 90

Well. it has been almost three months. I was half a bazillion Parsecs away from the Wrath of Grandpa Nature, then realized I want a Front Row Seat to this trainwreck! lulz I was so far away that even at 36 Pts.I could barely see the font! Since it changed pages, here is what it said...

Poor Mother Nature did not notice that her vehicle registration had expired, and got a $290 ticket. The worst thing is that she had just paid her insurance at the great gaping government maw Nirvana that is ICBC, and they didn't even tell her. They have covered both registration and insurance to stream line the System. Unfortunately they also cover Health Insurance , and in so doing have consolidated the things that piss people off the most, Unifying the Target. Grandpa Nature is about to tear them a new one, because I know Mother is not fun to be around these days. This from the people responsible for our wonderful health care bureaucratic nightmare. It is about to get hit by a MIRV ICBM of everyone from Skippy to Grandpa's Lawyers, but all at the same 20. I'll ask Chuck Norris how far the end of the Universe is so that we can stand back and watch the fireworks.  lulz

And Grandpa says, "Chuck Norris ? Never heard of her!" I'd pay for tickets to that scrap, but I will be headed anywhere but there. Grandpa is an imposing figure to say the least... Sux to be them, gubmint bureau cat or not!

Day 97 Update

Mother an' I are friended again on FB, I am really a lot better, but still working on the neuron damage the co0ties had wrought. Ironically, Today is the 50th Anniversary of Bell's Theorem describing the Einstein Podolsky Rosen Quantum Paradox explaining the relationship of observer and observed. <3 U 2, Doctor ... Hey, don't shoot me! I'm just the Messenger! lulz α+ω (;

Day 122 Update

It's been a long time. I was down south following deer around as they followed the apple harvest between Penticton and OIiver/Oroville. They hospitalized me due to a respiratory illness/infection, but it was no mystery... Someone had dumped dry cleaning fluid and weed killer.... eg: Roundup...  in a highway side parking lot. The plus side is I got a free course of antibiotics that really hit all the Lyme co-infections in a single 5 day shot after softening them up and dissolving all the biofilm by eating the Wild Apple Leaves. Ironically they wouldn't let me eat the wild apple leaf while this was gong on. Meanwhile, Grandpa Nature is getting a surprise party... as much of a surprise as we dare give him because of his heart... He will be older than dirt. This brings to mind What do you give the man who has everything, let alone the Viking? You can only chrome the battle axe so many times before that gets old. Maybe chocolates... We're gonna eat 'em all anyways....lulz