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Tracy Martin
Posted 8/20/2008 1:01 PM (#9427 - in reply to #9424)
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Does the elevator go up when Paul is in the woods?
Does the elevator go down when the tree goes down?
Can the leaves press the up button or do they just go down?
Where is Piglet? Had he gotten out of the Ocean?
I am so confused. Hahahahahahahahhahahahahha!
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Paul Joseph
Posted 8/20/2008 1:37 PM (#9430 - in reply to #9427)
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Drifting in the lift
[which is what we call the elevator in the UK]

I lost the gift of the gab
[which is what we call charming chatter in the UK)

Piglet's round the bend
[which is what we call odd in the UK]

If I press send
your confusion might End
[exit pursued by a bear]


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Rose
Posted 8/20/2008 2:10 PM (#9432 - in reply to #9427)
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Location: No I'm not impersonating a cat! I'm a laughing Owl
This made me smile Tracy!
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instinctual
Posted 8/20/2008 2:12 PM (#9433 - in reply to #3078)
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Oh My GOD-ess! ahahahaaaaa I think we all ate silly string! Does anybody remember silly string?
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Paul Joseph
Posted 8/20/2008 2:12 PM (#9434 - in reply to #9432)
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Ah dear Rose ... then do leaves fall, or does the Earth rise .... ?

& Owls bloom x
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Tracy Martin
Posted 8/20/2008 2:40 PM (#9439 - in reply to #3078)
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Light! I understand! 
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Posted 8/20/2008 8:35 PM (#9457 - in reply to #3078)
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1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
6 When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7 When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off.
9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!

Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
but only you can feel the true warmth.
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Tracy Martin
Posted 8/20/2008 8:58 PM (#9458 - in reply to #3078)
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Oh! Forgive me! I am giggling so hard I'm peeing my pants, and silly strings are coming out of my nose!

(Mom of two grown boys. I'm around the bend!)
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Tracy Martin
Posted 8/20/2008 9:01 PM (#9459 - in reply to #3078)
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Jerry and Mr. Muppet! Hi!
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Kiddo Green
Posted 8/21/2008 12:10 AM (#9471 - in reply to #3078)
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OK this is fun. I have nothing to contribute, but pure enjoyment. Let me get warmed up...it must be natural quips and stories...

Good eve' to all my friends!

Ever Loving Kiddo...
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Paul Joseph
Posted 8/21/2008 12:30 PM (#9529 - in reply to #9471)
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Is silly string that stuff in the string theory of quantum physics that ties worm holes together and stops them disappearing down each other ?!

Here's another (actual quote from Ghandi, I believe, but funny

When asked what he thought of Western Civilization, Gandhi replied, 'that would be a very good idea' .

And there is that old one, cited already at least twice, relevantly on and to the Board perhaps (!), but awhile back (once by Chothuni, once by me, but so long ago may be worth repeating

'Britain and the USA are two nations separated by the same language' (possibly Churchill, possibly George Bernard Shaw, possibly someone else !)
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instinctual
Posted 8/21/2008 12:37 PM (#9533 - in reply to #3078)
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Ha! I have a feeling you jest with me, dear friend...about silly string..! It is that stuff that comes in neon colors that you spray out of a can and it comes out in like a rubbery string..and you spray it all over each other! Ghandi's quote is very funny!!
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instinctual
Posted 8/21/2008 12:39 PM (#9535 - in reply to #9533)
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Descartes sat drinking in a tavern late one night. The bartender approached. "Last call, Rene. Do you want another one?"
"I think not," said the philosopher, whereupon he immediately disappeared.
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Paul Joseph
Posted 8/21/2008 12:42 PM (#9537 - in reply to #9533)
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Shucks (as you say over there in the New World Colonies), I was indeed joking about the string ... though that silly string did pass me by as to what it actually was ! Don;t think I ever encountered it growing up. Not that I've growed up either !!

Glad you liked the Gandhi x
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Tracy Martin
Posted 8/22/2008 10:33 AM (#9583 - in reply to #3078)
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Deep inside you are ten thousand flowers.
Each flower blossoms ten thousand times.
Each blossom has ten thousand petals.
You might want to see a specialist.

(Author Unknown)
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Tracy Martin
Posted 8/22/2008 10:34 AM (#9584 - in reply to #3078)
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Deep inside you are ten thousand flowers.
Each flower blossoms ten thousand times.
Each blossom has ten thousand petals.
You might want to see a specialist.

The Torah says, Love your neighbor as yourself.
The Buddha says, There is no self.
So, maybe we're off the hook.

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Paul Joseph
Posted 8/22/2008 10:49 AM (#9586 - in reply to #9584)
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Ah ha ! and equally, do not do something to someone else you might not want them to do to you !!

Great jokes everyone, sharp stuff there Tracy, thought I was going to cut myself on the razor wit !!

And Lori, you sneaked another one in in-between my reply .... !

Anyone hear the blues-singers last blues song -

"I didn't wake up this morning" ?!
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Tracy Martin
Posted 8/22/2008 10:54 AM (#9588 - in reply to #3078)
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Ha! Last song!

If there is no self, whose arthritis is this?
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Paul Joseph
Posted 8/22/2008 10:58 AM (#9590 - in reply to #9588)
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Search me - I have No Mind to argue !
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Paul Joseph
Posted 8/22/2008 10:58 AM (#9591 - in reply to #9588)
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Search me Tracy- I have No Mind to argue !
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Paul Joseph
Posted 8/22/2008 10:59 AM (#9592 - in reply to #9588)
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Search me Tracy- I have No Mind to argue !
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Paul Joseph
Posted 8/22/2008 11:00 AM (#9593 - in reply to #9592)
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Do three No Minds mean that there are two or three of us gathered together ?
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instinctual
Posted 8/22/2008 1:29 PM (#9613 - in reply to #3078)
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Whoa. Trying to wrap my round head around this.. gotta giggle about the arthritis ahahahahaaaa!

Paul, the answer to your question lies in a simple, er, algebraic formula.

When I find out what that formula is, I will have my agent contact your agent and we will be rich! Then again..we are rich!

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Paul Joseph
Posted 8/22/2008 1:35 PM (#9615 - in reply to #9613)
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Lori - not sure if you spotted my Biblical reference here ... ?!

(sorry, you may have, just but checking !!)

Edited by Paul Joseph 8/22/2008 1:39 PM
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instinctual
Posted 8/22/2008 1:43 PM (#9620 - in reply to #3078)
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NO, I didn't..but I do now!( " In his name "??) It must be my relatively low IQ compared to Mensa standards!

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